Virgin Blogger

Once you hit age 35 there's not too many things that you can still claim as a 'virginal' experience...
At last, I am entering the world of blogging to give my 'shaken not stirred' insight on a wide-range of topics that I deem important, viable, ridiculous, and just funny as hell.
After overcoming a 72 hour bout of anger with Mr.Tillery. I resigned to the fact that we love each other no matter who is sleeping on the couch, wasting gas driving around I-285, facebooking people out of pure boredom, or wearing down Adidas' running all around the neighborhood.
These actions raised my 'utter ridiculousness' antennae and I began to ponder on all of the pretty ridiculous yet well intended things that married couples do in general.
For instance, who really wants to go on a date with another married couple to talk at length about...oh let me guess...the kids, the dog,cat,turtle, old grandma with the bad knee hospital bills, and lack of sex or proper sex.Oh let us not forget the fact that everyone HATES their job and so we listen hour upon hour and drink upon drink about 'the man holding a brutha down', the system, being misunderstood, and why the hell our parents saved and prayed for us to get an education just to end up in this whack-o-liscious cubicle 50hours a week.
Next is the so-called and much anticipated couple DATE NIGHT.Yeah baby its going down!
Get your lingerie and smell goods ready because it's going to be me and you-boo.NOT!
These overly or under planned dates, depending on who you share tax obligations with, almost always include some type of argument.Either its the pressure of getting a sitter, the choice of restaurant/movie/activity, the driving route, the driving speed, your spouse's VIBE...the madness goes on and on.smh.You reach your destination exhausted from spending half an hour trying to trim or shave that dam near Jackson-5 afro from between your legs AND look for your 'sexy' panties, then having to drop off the crumb snatchers across town, and finally setting the gps so that you don't end up yelling over the computer lady's voice debating the route (which you end up doing anyways).So now what? Oh now you're on your date.Ain't talkn bout 'ish.Somebody should have brought a book or dvd player or something.ijs.Date over.Home you go, but not before you pay that tab boo!
Oh yes ma'am it's called booty-duty time.
OMG How could I not mention my all time favorite thing that married people do
(or maybe its just The Tillery's)...text arguments.Yes yes yes Hercules Hercules!
It goes DOWN on a text argument! It's the best because no one but you and your spouse knows what's going on.Unless you're so pissed that your hand is shaking.In that case they have professionals for that.
Text arguing is down right crazy! You add feeling and tone to the text. Nevermind the fact that your spouse didn't mean it like that, or was not saying/implying/ leading to that particular point. Nevermind the fact that you have METRO PCS therefore receiving messages in no particular order and/or delayed.
You go ALL caps in total disrespect.Giving one word replies to a 4-5series of messaging.LOL!  Sarcastically fowarding the previous message as to say nicca WHAT??!! The sheer beauty of this ignorance is that you A.have ZERO damage control w/kids for all they know you're playing Words With Friends B.it's all documented just in case someone wants to get selective memory or act like they wanna get 'representation' C.you eventually get tired and find something else to do like have an angry make-up love-making session or even better eat freshly cooked brownies & ice cream in bed.
Aaaaah the joys of marriage...GOTTA LOVE IT!