Whoever invented hot wings is a sheer GENIUS!! I mean just take a minute and think about the simplicity of this urban delight...fried chicken wings, butter, and hot sauce.Period Point Blank.Now no doubt there are all types of variations but that's the basic recipe.I KNOW this person had to be black and shall I say of the working class.It's when you're broke and hungry that you create some of the BEST recipes.You start making 'erthing from scratch.Homemade fries, homemade hamburgers, homemade biscuits, and cornbread, soup with roman noodles that last 2 and 3 days wth!!
Your friends and co-workers are all like where did you get this recipe it's FABULOUS!
You think back to when you forgot to check-in with your caseworker and your EBT aka food stamp was cut off. Dam what we gone do...
What I really really want to know is why in the hell didn't someone tell me ALL my hair would eventually turn gray.EEwl that's RATCHED! You meant to tell me from the rooter to the tooter we going white?
This has not been the joy to my wonderful world of 30s. So what is a girl to do make zebra stripes, or oh I know, do the lil white patch on the side like the anchormen on the news, better yet just rock you a salt n pepper shawty. At the end of the day your dude is not checking for the white girls downstairs. I promise.
While we're on the subject of hoky-poky...have you ever noticed that there's approximately a 48 hour window between each sexual encounter for the 'average' married guy.I'm clueless about the singles. Could be every 2hours for all I know. One thing is for sure, married men, your husband, my husband to be exact will lose his MUTHA-DUCKLING mind if he can't get some hello kitty every other day.So needless to say the dude is bonafide crazy some weeks.LMAO I'm like lawd have mercy this here is crazy.You can't remember anything, you can't hear, you strong like a dam bull, you exercising like you signed up for the 2013 Olympics, you definitely in the shower waaaay too long using up all the hot water.I bet there is statistically data supporting this theory.All I can say is if you want to have some peace, a lil extra cooperation, and not have that poke in your back/butt...remember the 48hour RULE.
Speaking of rules, here are a few rules people need to use when using the public transit system. First and foremost, have your card/bus pass, dollar bills, your child's birthday piggy bank coins (minus the pennies) READY when you step up on that bus! We don't have time for you to try to dig all around in your baby diaper bag or your fake designer bag tryna scrape up one more quarter. Miss lady you making me late!Next, how in the hell do you have ANY hearing with your ipod turned up to THIS 'ISH WAAY TOO LOUD THOUGHT I WAS NEXT TO THE SPEAKER AT THE STRIP CLUB level.lol Out of control and very much disturbing my zen morning mood. Okay mamas I get it, it's tough catching the bus/train especially with kids. Right? We get it, but what I don't get is why you so mad?You hollering at the kids at 630/7am like it was THEIR idea to catch the bus. You mugging them like they were the ones that didn't make that dude STRAP UP on round 2.
One last thing about riding the bus/train.DO NOT and I mean DO NOT make eye contact with strangers that by definition means no one on the bus and/or train for the entire ride.You better look out the window, on the floor, at the wall, at that whack TV system that tells you you ain't shit in life so you better go to Everest or somewhere and learn how to draw other people's blood...my favorite thing to do is fake read.I will stare at one page from the Airport to Lenox.WHO?!! If you slightly break this rule please be prepared to have longer than life itself convo with a crazy person fresh from the shelter, stinky breath Bob, don't I know you from somewhere Kevin, I'm new to the city Charles, Miss Majic City bound Melissa that somehow danced all night and had no way back to her Econo Lodge room...that 'ish cray!!
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